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I was lying on my bed, thinking about nothing.
In about minutes, I fell asleep (I've been an insomniac for nights).

Suddenly....

One night and one more time~ Thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great~ He tastes like you only sweeteeeeeer~

My handphone rang. Yeah that's my ringtone lah~

Looking at the never-before-seen phone number, I went blurred for a second (who's disturbing my slumber?!) and answered the call:

Aaron (Me, myself & I): Hello?

Unknown: Hi Mr. Aaron Chua?

Aaron: Yeah that's me.

Unknown: I'm someone (I'd imagine she don't want her name disclosed) from Nuffnang.

Aaron: Oh? (o.O Gee I wasn't expecting that)

And the rest, well. You should know what's the call for anyway.
You do, right? You.. Don't?

Why else would Nuffnang call me?
Why would anyone want to call me?
Why do I even exist?
Why am I so weird?
Why is the rum gone?!

Because the Pirates are coming!
No, I'm going to them!

I got the ticket! They even offered another ticket. But...... I said I need only one. Argh! I'm a nutcase! I regret it! Gwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!~ But well, what's done is done.

Now the only thing left for me to do, is freaking find out how to dress like a pirate!
Oh, there's another thing too, freaking find out how to get to Cathay Cineplex Cineleisure Damansara, KL.
Can anyone help me with that?! I mean both, the dressing & the how-to-get-there.

HEEEEELLLLLP!!!!~